A Letter to Amazon

Dear Mr. Bezos, I was very excited to receive your Email request this morning, asking for my help in your battle against Hachette. Not since Carrie White got invited to the prom has a girl been more pleasantly shocked to be included. And you’re right; those big publisher types are just fuckers. I was a … Continue reading A Letter to Amazon

A Blasphemous Conversation

In which lesser vampire authors Lucy Blue and Alexandra Christian bemoan the fate of their idol. LUCY:  How much do we hate Anne Rice’s new UK cover?!!??!  LEX:  WTF is wrong with them??!!! It looks like a cheap romance novel.  And I say that as an author of cheap romance novels… LUCY:  My cover for … Continue reading A Blasphemous Conversation